Name a Team Mascot After a Prescription Drug? (There Are Better Options)

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The St. Paul Saints baseball team mascot is a pig, and the team recently held a contest to name the newest addition, a baby pig. Past nicknames have been quirky, like Notorious P.I.G., but the latest proposal is over the top.


The weight loss drug Ozempic inspired the name OzemPig, and some people are outraged that the Saints chose a name that might imply fat shaming. But the team is sticking with the name because officials see it as funny.

I’m siding with the fans on this one. So, I compiled a list of ten names to consider.

Pig Diddy, Tu-Slop, Kevin Bacon, Bacon Pancakes, Bacon On A Sunday, Pork Floyd, Slop-N-Shop, John Ham Sandwich. Baby Back Harlow, McRib.

I hope the Saints’ management is open to a name change that’s less likely to hurt people’s feelings.

About Kadin McElwain

I was born in Kingston, New York, the second child of Monika Keiper and Matthew McElwain. At age two, I was diagnosed with autism, and I’m currently undergoing therapy to help me have a good life. I have multiple interests, including music and writing. I started writing seriously at the age of 13 by writing poems on Allpoetry.com, earning a nomination for Best Teen Poet. In high school, I went on to write scripts, articles, and stories. Now in college, my ultimate goal is to make the world a better place.



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