Scene Two opens with Kronos and Nostradamus in the tech room at Nostradamus University. Patrick Higgins is tied up to a chair and is struggling to get out, but it is to no avail.
Kronos: Quit trying, Football Boy. This is the tightest that I’ve ever tied a rope.
Patrick: You two won’t get away with this. My brother will come and save me.
Nostradamus: That is highly unlikely. Perhaps, I haven’t told you my plan yet. Step one, Capture You, The Biggest Football Star in the World, is complete. Step two, make a university for Jarad and his friends to tour before Starfire goes to college. Step three, capture said friends. Step four, install artificial intelligence chips into everyone’s brains to make my own superhuman army so we can rule the world!
Patrick: Isn’t artificial intelligence like…
Kronos: Robots? Yes.
Nostradamus: {Calling for his sons.} Cesar! Andre! Charles! {All three boys, all football players, come running up to Nostradamus.} Go give everyone the tour of the university, while I deal with Tony Romo over here.
Patrick: Hey! Who do you think you’re talking to?! I have won three Superbowls during my career so I deserve some respect on my name!
{Nostradamus locks Patrick into a crate as Lean Wit Me by Juice Wrld plays in the background.
Meanwhile, Jarad, Dark Wrld, Jason Firestone, and Starfire are greeted by Andre, Charles, and Cesar, who are ready to give the tour.}
Cesar: Hello everyone. Welcome to Nostradamus University, home of the Nostradamus Nightingales. I am Cesar and these are my brothers: Charles and Andre.
Starfire: {Noticing how cute Andre is.} Hello. I love your scarf, Andre.
Andre: {Blushing.} Thanks. This is my favorite scarf. Love your hair.
{Starfire giggles as the two fall in love instantly.}
Jarad: {Under his breath.} Oh great. Not even enrolled yet and she’s already talking to boys. Online school doesn’t have this.
{A montage ensues of Andre, Charles, and Cesar showing our heroes around the university, which has a pool, a paintball shooting range, a dart shooting range, a basketball court, 70 racquetball courts, a gym, a studio for recording music, and a whole food court.
Antisocial by Migos and Juice Wrld plays in the background.}
Andre: And now for the best part of the tour: Your dorm room!
{The dorm rooms are pimped out with everything from a soda machine to a walk-in closet. Starfire looks in awe as Andre sits on the bed next to her.}
Andre: You like the university?
Starfire: Yes. For sure.
Andre: Well if you need anything, just come to me, my love.
Starfire: {Giggling.} I will.
{The two share a kiss, the first of many, as Andre, Charles, and Cesar depart.
Jarad is extremely angry at this kiss and is about to talk to Starfire in the next scene. To be continued.}
