We open at the big baseball team banquet. Coach Pajama is getting ready to give out awards, but first, our cast of rappers are eating.
Pajama: OK, we got through the season without things getting crazy. Thank goodness, because State was crazy. Now let’s get to what you guys are eating. {Turns to 6ix9ine and NLE Choppa.} 6ix9ine and Choppa, what are you guys eating?
Choppa: Some pasta!
6ix9ine: No, we aren’t.
Choppa: Kool-Aid pickles.
6ix9ine: No, we aren’t. We’re just having some steak.
Pajama: OK. {Turns to Tay-K and Soulja Boy.} Tay-K and Soulja, what are you guys eating?
Soulja: Eaaaaaat?! Eaaaaaaaat?!
Tay-K: We gon be eating good noodles every day.
Pajama: OK. Do you want anything to wash it down with?
Tay-K: Lipton.
Pajama: No. {Turns to Scarlxrd, Trippie Redd, and Lil Pump.} Now Redd, Scar, and Pump. What are you guys eating?
Scar: We’re eating pork, sir!
Redd: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Pump: Essskeeetit!
Pajama: OK. {Turns to Roddy Ricch and Justin Bieber.} Now the last two people, Roddy and Justin. Don’t tell me. You’re eating that yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.
Justin: Yeah.
Roddy: Ditto.
Pajama: With that, let’s get to awards. The first award is the Participant award. Everyone gets that. The next award is MVP, which goes to Roddy Ricch.
{Roddy accepts the award.}
Pajama: Most Improved goes to Trippie Redd!
{Redd accepts the honor.}
Pajama: The winner of the Fit award is a tie between Lil Pump and Scarlxrd!
{Pump and Scar accept their trophies.}
Pajama: The last award goes to Justin!
{Justin accepts his honor as Tay-K looks in disgust.}
Tay-K: Why didn’t I get an award?!
Justin: Baby, baby, baby, oh!
Tay-K: {Pulls out his gun.} This thooka is my wand.
Pajama: {Notices.} Justin, Tay-K is not the guy you want to mess with. He’s the reason that Rug-Rats High is transferring their students over here, now. {Notices Justin is calm.} Wait. You’re not worried?!
Justin: If you know females, then you know they like to run their mouths.
Pajama:{Shocked.} Whoa! Justin just served Tay-K. {Turns to Tay-K.} Tay-K, are you going to let Justin Bieber say that about you?!
Tay-K: Tay-K fairly odd.
Pajama: Oh man. This is just how the team banquets work?! I wonder what the cheer team will really have in store?
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