Be still my heart! (It may have trouble beating.)
We are just days away from one of the biggest sporting events of the year: Super Bowl 55, Bucs vs. Chiefs. After a season like what the NFL went through, including postponing games due to COVID-19, players out with positive tests, and not having a pre-season, NFL fans have earned this event and the food that comes with it.
PLENTY of food!
So for this Super Bowl, go all out. Here are the options I recommend.
Appetizers: Buffalo chicken wings with extra spicy sauce, pigs in a blanket with mayonnaise, deep-fried butter, deep-fried bacon, deep-fried shrimp, artichoke dip with chips, deep-fried calamari, and deep-fried carrots.
Entrees: Pizza with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, Canadian bacon, tuna, steak, pork, chicken, turkey, shrimp, extra cheese, anchovies, and vegetables (I call this The Tom Brady pie), Big Macs from McDonald’s, Whoppers from Burger King, Dave’s Doubles from Wendy’s, buckets from KFC, Double Double Burgers from In N Out, and cheese fries with extra cheese.
Dessert: The Tom Brady Ice Cream Sundae, which is vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, strawberry ice cream, mint chocolate ice cream, cookie dough ice cream, and orange ice cream, with whipped cream, Oreos, extra cookie dough, sprinkles, strawberries, marshmallows, bananas, chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, hot fudge, marshmallow sauce, and a cherry on top.
Then call 9-1-1.
