Scene Seven opens with Jarad, Dark Wrld, Ally, Nocturnal Wrld, Aaron Burr, and John Wilkes Booth getting ready for their race. Jarad and Ally are in his car, while everyone else is in their cars.
Jarad: {Stressed.} Oh great. A race against two of the world’s worst assassins. Just what I needed.
Ally: At least you got me riding shotgun with you.
Jarad: Yeah. I don’t know what I’d do without you.
{Desire by Juice Wrld starts playing as the race begins. Burr, Booth, Dark Wrld, Nocturnal Wrld, and Jarad/ Ally immediately start driving their cars faster than they have ever driven before. Burr isn’t paying attention, as he’s eating some McDonald’s while listening to Jason Firestone’s show, 999 Sports.}
Firestone: {On the radio.} Don’t forget that tomorrow on 999, we’re gonna have three former football champions right here in the studio to discuss their new book, 999 points, out this week. But now it’s time for the $10,000 question: Who shot Alexander Hamilton? {Burr immediately picks up his phone and dials the number, mouth full of food and not paying attention to the road.} Hello. Do you know the answer?
Burr: {Muffled.} Aaron Burr.
Firestone: Say again.
Burr: {Muffled.} Hold on. Let me get some Coke. {He notices that the cup is empty.} Nooooooo!!!!!
Firestone: I’m sorry. You’re out of time. Next week on….. {Keeps getting interrupted by Burr screaming his name over and over again. Firestone eventually has enough and hangs up as Burr crashes his car.} ’84 Bears week is next week! They’re strong. They’re tough. They’re Super Bowl shuffling in our studio.
Dark Wrld: Burr is down. We just need to get Wilkes Booth down and we win.
Jarad: OK. {He thinks of a way to trick Wilkes Booth.} Hey John. Four score and seven years ago, our fathers founded a nation of liberty and freedom.
Wilkes Booth: {Mad.} Lincoln!!!!
{Wilkes Booth crashes his car in rage, henceforth getting Jarad, Dark Wrld, Nocturnal Wrld, and Ally the win. They get out of their cars.}
Jarad: We can’t keep doing this.
Dark Wrld: Agreed. If Death wants us, he’ll have to come to find us.
Nocturnal Wrld: Agreed.
Ally: But where do we hide?
Dark Wrld: I know a place.
{Will these four heroes be able to escape Death’s Death Race for Love?
Will Jarad ever compete in his Death Race for Love?
Stay tuned in the next scene to find out. To be continued….}
