Scene Ten opens with Jarad, Dark Wrld, Ally, Nocturnal Wrld, and The Devil’s Daughter in the house after she threw a dish at Dark Wrld in the previous scene.
Dark Wrld: What did you go and do that for?!
DD: Why do you think?! Here I am, enslaving over a hot stove and keeping you safe from The Death Race. Baking cookies!!! Making burgers!!! Making Meat Lover’s Pizza! But no! You don’t appreciate me! You two can’t even do one dish! {To Ally.} Take it from me, sweety! Any lazy brute would be no good father to your daughter!
Jarad: {After hearing this.} Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ally’s pregnant?!?!
Dark Wrld: {To the Devil’s Daughter.} You know, you weren’t like this when you let us in! Anybody who is on the run from a dangerous race in a demonic universe would be worthy of relaxing! {He eats a cookie.} Also, where did you learn how to bake?!?!
DD: How dare you speak to me like that?!
Dark Wrld: You started it!
Jarad: Does no one understand that Ally is pregnant?! {To Ally.} Babe, why didn’t you tell me?!
Ally: I wanted it to be a surprise. I was gonna surprise you at The Death Race for Love.
Chorus: One, two. Freddy’s coming for you.
Nocturnal Wrld: Oh no. Is that who I think it is?
Dark Wrld: Who?
Nocturnal Wrld: Freddy Krueger.
{Freddy and Jason walk into the house as the chorus does the infamous rhyme from The Elm Street movies.}
Freddy: Hello! Hello! I’m Freddy Krueger. You probably also know my colleague, Jason.
Jason: Hello.
Freddy: We are here to bring you to Kronos and Death. Word on the street is that you are skipping Death’s Death Race for Love, and he’s pretty angry about it. So you’re coming with us and, if you don’t comply, we have a whole army of bounty hunters waiting for you. So we can do this the easy way or the…..
Jarad: {Interrupting Freddy.} Run, guys!!
Freddy: Oh man. They took the hard way. After them!!!
{Jarad, Dark Wrld, Ally, and Nocturnal Wrld run away from Freddy and Jason as Ring Ring by Juice Wrld and Clever plays in the background.
Nocturnal Wrld pulls out a hatchet and chops off Jason’s mask.}
Jason: My mask!!!!!
Freddy: We will get you!!!!
{Freddy and Jason run away.}
Jarad: Wow! That was epic! Where did you learn that?!
Nocturnal Wrld: Lord of The Rings. I watch those. Plus all the Hobbits. I also am a famous demon hunter. No biggie.
Ally: What was that?
Nocturnal Wrld: Those two are among many bounty hunters looking for us because we aren’t racing in Death’s Death Race. Eventually, one will find us and bring us to Kronos, who will choose our fate.
{Meanwhile, Death is angry at Jason and Freddy for not catching them.}
Death: What happened?! I thought you two were supposed to be the best hunters in the business!
Freddy: We are. Our killing sprees speak for themselves.
Death: Then why are they still out there?!
Jason: They are most capable than we thought. Nocturnal Wrld is too strong for us to handle. He coordinated with the others to attack us.
Death: I don’t care if they are the team from Cool Runnings, OK? Find them and bring them to Kronos and me! Or you’ll end up like OJ!
Jason: Yes, sir. We will make the arrangements.
{The chase is on. To be continued….}
