The final scene opens in Ebenezer’s house. Asleep, he awakes.
Ebenezer: What happened? {He remembers Christmas Eve.} I’m alive. I’m still here. I’ve got to start being generous now!
{Ebenezer picks up the phone and calls his favorite pizza place.}
Pizza man: Hello.
Ebenezer: Young man. Can you tell me what today is?
Pizza man: Why it’s Christmas day!
Ebenezer: Yes! They did it! They changed me in one night! Listen. Are you guys still selling the Griswold Family pizza?
Pizza man: The one that’s the biggest pepperoni pizza? Yeah.
Ebenezer: I want you to take it to Cratchitt’s home in Brooklyn. I’ll pay for it.
Pizza man: OK.
{Ebenezer hangs up and starts walking to the court for the big basketball game, with a few stops along the way.
First, to the jail, where Head Huncho is being held.}
Head Huncho: {Suprised.} Ebenezer?
Ebenezer: I bailed you out. Merry Christmas. I’m sorry for making fun of you on Twitter.
Head Huncho: I forgave you long ago, man.
{Next, it’s to Lorelai’s house.}
Ebenezer: Lorelai, I’m so sorry I ever yelled at you! I’ll be the best father I can be!
Lorelai: I forgive you. {She shows Ebenezer his kids.} What do you want to name them? I was saving the names for you.
Ebenezer: LeBron and Angela.
Lorelai: OK. I’m glad you’re nicer now.
{Lorelai and Ebenezer kiss. Ebenezer arrives at the court and notices Santa Claus from Scene Two.}
Ebenezer: {Putting money in the jar.} Here is $100,000 for the cause. I’m sorry about the other day.
Santa: Ho, ho, ho! Thank you, Ebenezer!
{Cratchitt arrives.}
Cratchitt: Sorry I’m late, Ebenezer.
Ebenezer: Well, well, well. Do you like showing up late to games? I won’t stand for it! So I’ll give you a million dollars! {He starts laughing.} Merry Christmas, Cratchitt! I am aware of your family’s situation, and I want to help in any way I can.
Cratchitt: Thank you, Ebenezer! Thank you very much!
{Peter shows up.}
Ebenezer: Peter. I know you probably hate my guts, I know I haven’t been a good uncle, but I still love you more than anything. This is a $2,000,000 Rolex for you. Merry Christmas.
Peter: {Admiring the watch.} Thank you, Uncle Ebenezer!
Ebenezer: Now. Let’s play ball!
{The tournament begins as In My Hands by Zero 9:36 starts playing during the credits.
The post-credits scene is Tim staring at the screen.}
Tim: God bless us, everyone.
{End}
