So after another great article turn out by the entire staff at The Sports Column, it is my turn to finish up the resolutions for various sports figures in 2013. But I will also add in some resolutions for us at The Sports Column to ensure the growth of this site.
Mark Sanchez: I will not run into the ass of any of my offensive lineman, causing me to fumble.
Mike Tannebaum: I will not trade away precious draft picks, for a player that is only on the roster to sell jerseys.
Tommy Tuberville: I will finish dinner with my recruits.
NBA GMS: I will stop firing Mike D’Antoni then hire him to a better job.
Bryce Harper: I will grow the hell up. Even though I am only 20, I am a professional and will act as so.
Washington Nationals: I will utilitze an entire season to not overwork my starters, including skipping starts or pitching every 6 days instead of 5.
Mike Shanahan: I will protect my franchise Quarterback, instead of worrying about saving my own ass.
Courtesy: USA Today
Nick Saban: I will take a day off and smile.
Brent Musberger: I will not drool on national television over beautiful Co-Eds.
Dwight Howard: I will not make a spectacle of my impending free agency.
Andrew Bynum: I will actually work to get on the court for the 76ers, even though I obviously do not want to be there.
Baltimore Orioles: I will utilize my assests (television station) to improve my team for continued success.
Anyone Voting for National Awards: I will not just look at the sexy stats when voting, and give the most deserving player the award.
As for The Sports Column:
We will continue to add writers with smart and useful content.
We will expand our Twitter followers to over 500 by the end of the year.
We will expand our Facebook Likes to over 500 by the end of the year.
We will to bring the voice of fans everywhere.
